Yogurt Male

The very greatest type of male known to man. These males will create themselves with sheer willpower and are only born by miraculous and unexplainable births. Once born, a yogurt male will instantly decapitate all people in a twenty mile radius and absorb their biomass to create a meat cocoon. This meat cocoon lays dormant until yogurt is spilled in the nearby soil. Once the cocoon breaks open, a white, slimy man will emerge and deliver pure french vanilla extract to every communist dictator on earth before eating a hand grenade splattering and into small chunks of yogurt.

A Yogurt Male has visited our nation! Many years of prosperity for Bulgaria!

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male cum

The gooey whitish substance that comes out of your rod (also see "dick") and which you earnestly want to pump into your imaginary girlfriend. Also called "semen" though. Also found on single boys' bedsheets.

"I shot my male cum into her"
"Into whom"
" My sexdoll" *proceeds to cry*

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Beta Male

Someone who is unable to assert dominance and is generally pathetic and not attractive.

OMG, look at Space. He has so much potential but hes such a beta male.

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anti-male

A genre of television show that picked up steam within the last decade. In this genre, the leaders and/or principal parts that require someone to be strong-willed and concientious are played by women. All men in the show are flawed either morally, physically, or mentally and are always a step below and behind their female counterparts.

Xena: Warrior Princess
Battlestar Galactica 2k4
Alias
Birds of Prey
Almost all David E. Kelley shows.

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male succubus

A male who sucks your essence and your soul. You end up looking hollow and frail. You waste time that could be better spent. You end up sick and full of depression and gloom. Negitivity fills you up and you become very sick.

He male succubus

was full of anger and rage but loving.

Yotta male

The highest, most powerful and rarest male archetype. No one has yet been called a yotta male but it is speculated that one exists or has existed.

Joe: look at this guy he’s such a yotta male.
Ben: nah man he’s just the average sigma.

Deltacron Male

Works way too hard but receives no bitches, and thus becomes easily triggered. They are incels for life, and they vent their frustrations on their peers and at the gym. They are at the bottom of the social hierarchy and wish to impose their racial purity on others. Deltacron Males are often school shooters, incells, and racists.

Johnny's an incel and I hear he's gonna shoot up the school. That's no surprise because he's a Deltacron Male.