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The biggest scam monster energy has ever put out
Dude I hit the Powerade button on the vending machine and it gave me Mango Loco what the fuck
A sigma/Scrimblo half breed with a direct hereditary Linkage to the Founding Scrimblo Male. Blesses the people with his Majesty and perfect sublime skill in everything through the Mango Jeez Channel. Many People have tried to come into contact with him yet none have succeeded Probably because he has superpowers and bronze age greek god muscles. He built the base on modern civilisation himself and was recognised to the point that god wrote a chapter about him in the Bible. He created Star wars on his brunch break in a coffee shop and continues to claim royalties on the brand whilst also approving really bad screenplays to annoy all the original trilogy and prequel fans because this brings him a lot of pleasure. He created George lucas in a laboratory. Likes Mangoes and cheese. Created everything you ever loved all the world still believes his illusion. Is also the Founding Titan.
Is that Mango Jeez o wait why is there a nut in my mouth
A Couch Mango is a project team member, located in a tropical locale, who has indeterminate skill, role or authority, but who fits in seamlessly with the locals and can tell you all the gossip within a week or two.
Often Couch Mangoes will become local legends, with individual acts of random altruism or demonstration of skill being retold in unlikely places, creating yet greater mystique and an aura of untapped capability.
Whilst the Couch Mangoes themselves prefer a low profile and just quietly help the project along, trusted colleagues tend to talk up these unusual incidents to all and sundry.
Do you know Bert? He has has only been up here in Townsville a week or two. I wasn't even sure of his name, but the taxi driver this morning told me that he's very skilled, and is helping him find a better job. I think he might be a right Couch Mango. Let's invite him out for a drink after work - he'll know where to get a good feed.
It is the vaginal fluid that drips out after a lesbian couple has performed oral pleasure on each other at the same time while eating mangos (aka lesbo 69). It is a milky fluid made up of saliva, the existing fluid in the vagina, and chunks of mango. The vagina tastes like mango and usually bits of mango get stuck inside the vagina. If you know a lesbian, ask her to save some next time she's headin south. It goes great on burritos.
"Mmm that bitch got me loads of that mango chutney and it was delicious. Don't be afraid of the chutney bro."
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When a fruit (specifically a mango) is so good, you scream in a deep voice as loud as you can.
1:Hahaha, I got a mango on a fork!
2:EHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:What the fuck is wrong with you
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Why does Clarice have to be such a douche and ruin my sweet fruit like a mango masher?
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A meme about skeppy and bbh fighting over magma creams on Twitter skeppy calling it a mango and bbh disagreeing but ends up making a typo and calling it “mango cream”
BADBOYHALO: ITS NOT MANGO CREAM YOU MUFFIN HEAD. ITS MANGO CREAM
BADBOYHALO: MAGMA CREAM*** KLJDFL:KJEL:FKJELFKJJKLM
SKEPPY: HAHHAHAHAHA
BADBOYHALO: I’m gonna block you
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