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A type of marijuana, grass, weed etc.
"Hey man, you want some of that Pedro Mango."
Someone who is incredibly fun and sexy. They have a genuinely lovable personality, and somehow always know how to make you smile. When you're around them you can't help but feel like the luckiest person ever. A marvelous mango is guaranteed to be exceptional in bed. Their amazing body guarantees you'll be into them no matter the time of day. You could cut the sexual tension around them with a chocolate strawberry.
Wow, she is amazing! She is my marvelous mango!
A Couch Mango is a project team member, located in a tropical locale, who has indeterminate skill, role or authority, but who fits in seamlessly with the locals and can tell you all the gossip within a week or two.
Often Couch Mangoes will become local legends, with individual acts of random altruism or demonstration of skill being retold in unlikely places, creating yet greater mystique and an aura of untapped capability.
Whilst the Couch Mangoes themselves prefer a low profile and just quietly help the project along, trusted colleagues tend to talk up these unusual incidents to all and sundry.
Do you know Bert? He has has only been up here in Townsville a week or two. I wasn't even sure of his name, but the taxi driver this morning told me that he's very skilled, and is helping him find a better job. I think he might be a right Couch Mango. Let's invite him out for a drink after work - he'll know where to get a good feed.
It is the vaginal fluid that drips out after a lesbian couple has performed oral pleasure on each other at the same time while eating mangos (aka lesbo 69). It is a milky fluid made up of saliva, the existing fluid in the vagina, and chunks of mango. The vagina tastes like mango and usually bits of mango get stuck inside the vagina. If you know a lesbian, ask her to save some next time she's headin south. It goes great on burritos.
"Mmm that bitch got me loads of that mango chutney and it was delicious. Don't be afraid of the chutney bro."
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When a fruit (specifically a mango) is so good, you scream in a deep voice as loud as you can.
1:Hahaha, I got a mango on a fork!
2:EHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:What the fuck is wrong with you
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A meme about skeppy and bbh fighting over magma creams on Twitter skeppy calling it a mango and bbh disagreeing but ends up making a typo and calling it “mango cream”
BADBOYHALO: ITS NOT MANGO CREAM YOU MUFFIN HEAD. ITS MANGO CREAM
BADBOYHALO: MAGMA CREAM*** KLJDFL:KJEL:FKJELFKJJKLM
SKEPPY: HAHHAHAHAHA
BADBOYHALO: I’m gonna block you
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Why does Clarice have to be such a douche and ruin my sweet fruit like a mango masher?
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