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A state where nobody wants to be from... when they are indeed from there and nowhere else...
Person from Baltimore: I’m from Baltimore, we don’t claim Maryland.
People from Columbia, Glen Burnie, Towson: We’re not from Maryland either, we from Baltimore, you got to believe us. Please, I beg you.
People from Montgomery County: I’m from DC. Y’know, Downtown SIlver Spring.
Person from PG County: I’m from Simple City, Southeast DC. I moved out when I was 38 days old.
People from rural Eastern Shore, Southern Maryland and Western Maryland: Southern Dixie Pride. Proud Confederate, the South shall rise again.
People from Annapolis: I’m from the Chesapeake Bay Area.
The weirdest political state ever. We have a nice beach but also the most dangerous city in the country. Washington DC is on our border too.
Did you see that guy with the long ass neck? He said he was from Maryland.
If a car is stopped to turn left on a two lane road, you don't stop... Hit that shoulder and keep moving.
That guy tried to Maryland pass me and clipped my mirror.
Wee-ummz‐sport. A small town on your left river bank just past at Duck Island, coming down the Potomac on your float. Home of the river rats and wildcats and the founding area of steamers , the most desirable food at football games. This town strangely has its own accent not heard in the surrounding towns.
After we look at the Williamsport, maryland water tower can we float down to D.C?
When you're about to give someone a facial, you step back 3-5 feet and piss during ejaculation adding pressure to the cumshot for it to travel longer.
"Bro last night, I gave this thick girl a Maryland Sharpshooter"
When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.
Did you guys hear Bobbie got himself a Maryland CockSucker last night!
When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.
Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker