math

A medley of orgasms. Man has to cum 4 different ways in one night with the same girl:

Mouth (blowjob)
Ass (cum on ass after vaginal intercourse or just good ol' anal)
Tits (titty fuck) <--- personal favorite

Hand (hand job)

The order does not matter although dudes and dudettes say the ideal scenario is HTMA

Example 1:

(lady passes by)
dude A: Hey dude B I'd love to math with her

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math

A person's phone number. Apparently, if you're walking around the streets of Chicago, this is an appropriate definition.

"Hey baby, baby, psssst...psssst...yo ma', ma'...lemme get yo' math."

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Math

The subject used in highschools to prevent worthless morons who don't deserve to live from feeling like they are smart.
A task that can only not be completed by people without a fully functioning brain.
The subject in school that will actually get you a high paying job.

Since I didn't drop math I'll actually go to a good university

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math

Math means Mental Abuse To Humans.

Math is mental abuse to humans. Didn't I already mention this?!

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maths

What people who failed english think the plural of math is

Guy 1: I have to take 4 maths classes in high school
Guy 2: and retake english...

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math

the fricking coolest subject in the universe!

mo: i'm bored *sigh*
jo: math?
mo: heck, yes!

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math

Math is five (5).

If you are playing a game, and your team is down 4 - 0, then you need 5 goals / points / scores in order to secure victory with the smallest margin of victory. This is assuming that the other team does not score any additional goals / points / scores.

If you score more than 5 or less than 5, it is not math - because it is incorrect.

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