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When, in short period of time, you see pairs of cars, passing by, matching in color and brand, identical. Not just one pair, few. And not even the common brands, but those that you never happen to see two of the same brand in the same place.
Surely the matrix glitched somewhere there. No other explanation. Nah-ah.
"Err, dude? I think there's a glitch in the matrix. Look at the road - !"
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ol school cinematography kung-fu ass kicking, flying mofuggin crazy chink style stunts.
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Damn. Now thats's a nice girl caught up in a bitch matrix.
(Based on a true story - cute unassuming girl with 3 plastic blondes with big fake boobies)
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A sexual position only preformed a few times this century. The Cock Matrix involves 7 men and 1 woman. One man lays flat and porks her in the ass, the second stands upright and puts it in the vag, the third squats on the womans chest and receives a titty fuck, the fourth and fifth stand on both sides of the girl for hand jobs, the sixth gets a bj facing her, and finally the seventh dude gets a lubed up foot job between the legs of the vag pounder.
Boy, that Cock Matrix sure was messy last night.
Yep, the look on her face...
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A car most often driven by old ladies, grandmas. May also be referred to as gramatrix pronounced Gra-Ma-Trix.
Dude did you see that trix?
Yea man that was my grandma
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Attempting to perform or succeeding in performing an act that completely defies the laws of reason, physics and humanity. Anything done on "Jack-Ass" or in the movie The Matrix. AKA...don't try this one at home kids.
....said to friend sprawled on ground in serious pain...."Dude you must have had a serious matrix moment to think you could land that jump."
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One of the greatest movies I have seen in my lifetime. A fantastic ending to The Matrix trilogy.
Anybody who says it sucks most likely just didn't understand it, being that the writers didn't just come out and spoon-feed us all the answers to our questions. With a bit of thought though, you will find that all the questions have, infact, been answered, which makes it all the more intriguing.
Dumbass: The Gaytrix Revolutions sucked man.
Fan: What aspect of The Matrix Revolutions did you not appreciate?
Dumbass: Uh...(sputters moronically for a quick comeback)
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