Crash Mat

another word for sanitary towel, used during periods.

'i use crash mats when im on'

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Yob Tvoyu Mat

Russian phrase. "One of the words means mother, you do the math." -Robin Williams

Mike McDermott: Feel free to reload at any time.
Teddy KGB: Yob tvoyu mat!

Quotes from Rounders (1998)

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Matting it all up

Taking a generally comfortable situation and making it to where everyone involved feels as though they need a shower.

Dude, quit hitting on my grandma. It's my birthday party, damn it. You're Matting it all up.

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Texas Place Mat

Using your girl’s panties as a wet spot barrier between her ass and your expensive bed sheets.

The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.

Thanks to the Texas place mat, I was able to have a nice dry post nut nap.

beer mat notes

a collection of popular notes found on beer mats from around world

beer mat notes: "You must be out of your brilliant mind thinking we don't go together well."

Welcome Mat

A stereotypical African American.

Ex.1 Even though the judge has sent him to jaill 5 times, that welcome mat wont pay his child support.

Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat.

Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.

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Yob tvoyu mat

Fuck your mother in Russian, nice for CSGO

YOB TVOYU MAT TEAMMATE UR SO BAD

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