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The meaning of life is easily explained. We are an alien tv show full of suspence and drama and crazy people. Or we are simply God's entertainment...Either way you are being watched!
Look around! They are watching you! And when you see those people that you just know aren't human, don't come to me.
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A perfectly cooked steak. Usually medium rare and a good cut of meat.
Phil: You sure you know how to cook that rib eye?
Gim: Yeah I know how to cook a real mean steak!
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when an individual is finally able to relieve oneself; the poo feels so good that it is just mean goodness
a poo is never nice, it is just plain mean.
Jessi: Sara, I just had some coffee and am in need of a mean poo...
Sara: Have fun in the bathroom...remember to close the door.
TJ: Dude, I need to go to the bathroom...
Drew: Oh ya? You need to take a dump?
TJ: Not just a dump...a mean poo...
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A movie that if i wasnt in a room full of people would off wacked off to.
Man those bitches r hott!!
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An immediate response to a stupid question, or question with a next-to-obvious answer. The placeholder is supposed to be used by itself, with the "..." implying a period of silent waiting for the question asker to re-contemplate the stupidity of his/her question and/or understand that the person that he/she is asking the question to is of superior caliber and need not waste time answering this goddam stupid question. In fact, "I mean..." need not be used after a question. A cocky fucker can just use it all the time, and not have to say anything else!
When that one slut asked DDB if he had the time, he quickly gave her that look and said, "I mean..." since a) DDB obviously doesn't have the time for some stupid slut, not to mention anyone really, and b) if she was asking for the clock time, why should he answer that when she can just look up at the sun's position in the sky, and if its night she can just wait a couple of hours, and if she's blind then why the fuck does she need to know the time anyway, I mean...
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noun: a bout of diarrhea that comes on so quickly and ferociously that one would stop at any location with a working toilet- even a Mean Gene restaurant in the middle of West Virginia.
also used to describe any horrible fecal experience
I hope that aint a mean gene comin' on because we are miles from toilet paper.
Damn dude, I just dropped a mean gene that almost made me cry.
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Normally, you would be reading some witty remark right about now. Unfortunately, I am a uninspired netgeek, so the meaning of life will have to do:
It is like a drop of water that has risen from the sea and in a shower has fallen in a puddle, then drifts into a brook, finds its way into a stream, after that into a river, passing through mountain gorges and wide plains, winding this way and that, obstructed by rocks and fallen trees, till at least it reaches the boundless seas from which it rose. But that poor little drop of water, when it has once more become one with the sea, has surely lost its individuality.
Normally, you would be reading some witty remark right about now. Unfortunately, I am a uninspired netgeek, so the meaning of life will have to do:
You want to taste sugar, you don't want to become sugar. What is individuality but the expression of our egoism? Until the soul has shed the last trace of that it cannot become one with the Absolute.
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