slide meat

This describes a lover someone has as a slide from their normal moral position.

Wanda Wonderpig is Ben Dover's slide meat.

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Stale Meat

Normally women of a mature age out having fun who wouldn't even be bothered with some of the lowlife scum.

Hey shes a milf, no shes stale meat, still I bet she wouldn't touch you with a forty foot barge pole.

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sloppy meat

to pay a homless bum to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the shit out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.

steve: yo john smells like shit today
me: duh someone sloppy meated him last night

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meat minimalist

Someone who eats a minimal amount of meat in their diet. Though not vegetarian, a meat minimalist will live on a mostly plant-based diet that is augmented by small amounts of meat. A meat minimalist doesn't restrict eating a specific kind of meat but will eat small amounts of a variety of animals. The goals of a meat minimalist are to reduce the detrimental effects of mass production of meat products on the environment, economy and human/animal health. In addition, meat minimalism helps support small, organic/all natural and sustainable farming practices.

I tried to be a vegetarian but I love many meat dishes; I'm now a meat minimalist and only eat meat once or twice a week. I always try and eat only meat from organic or naturally raised animals.

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Meat Chest

Indigestion specific to eating meat, having a unique feel almost like your heart is struggling and there is severe blockage within your chest. Extreme discomfort feeling.

After eating them 6 sausages, 9 burgers, 11 pieces of chicken, 7 shish kebabs, am suffering proper Meat Chest.

meat drum

The sound made when a penis hits a man's stomach.

I jump up and down after a shower, playing my meat drum.

Meat Tampon

The white absorbent material used to soak up the blood from packaged meats.

"He forgot to remove the meat tampon before cooking his steak."