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A tall thin large breasted women who resembles a melon tree
Marissa Miller is a perfect example of a melon tree
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The period of time in which you are, you will and possibly could be all at the same time, whilst still enjoying the fact that you are living at a great time for melons.
It's Harry Potter Melon Time!
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when a girl is giving you a blow-job you pull out just before you cum, then cum in your hand and slap her in the face
Dude did you give your girlfriend a hefty melon yet
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When a young male in his experimental stage begins intercourse with a microwaved melon and as he is about to ejaculate his mother and/or sister walk into the room, the young male then pulls his erect penis out in shame and fear and glazes his mother and/or sister. Maxou Gibeault 2017
"Hey Jim what's wrong you're looking a little white" Jim: "yeah dude I crème of meloned my mom last night"
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When you eat too much melon and your tummy bloats up like you're pregnant.
Guy #1: You feeling alright man? Is it the potato salad?
Guy #2: Nah, I just ate too much watermelon and now I got a melon baby. (caresses stomach)
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Delicious juice created and prepared uniquely by Singaporean girls.
A pre sex drink created during foreplay, where a young and vivacious singaporean girl squeezes fruits on her breasts. One may collect the juice in a clay cup or suck it directly from the tit. It stimulates arousal and enhances stamina during intercourse.
1:how did last night go?
2:dude! i ran out of viagra!
1:really? man, you should have got your girl to make you some melon juice!
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