Metro sexual:
1) (quickly fading) Fad style found in large cities in which males fuel their vanity by spending money to have their fingernails buffered and their face exfoliated. although many will strive to be politically correct, there is nothing sexual about the metrosexual. place the metrosexual in an enviornment outside of a starbucks and a salon, and you will see where is masculinity stands (yes, there is such a thing as masculinity). although the metrosexual knows to be sensitive (a plus), there is no strength to accompany the soft side, therefore he is androgenous. of course, with any fad, there will be women attracted to 'it' because of the social status, and the social status alone. it would be well advised for women to date other men in cities with a high crime rate such as new york, as metrosexuals abhor violence and would rather get their nails done then defend their woman from a mugger.
to be fair, im sure there are exceptions to the rule, and im sure there are metrosexuals that have not forsaken their true sexuality. (3 million years of it is hard to vanquish.)
2) Term pertaining to any style thought of as a politically correct male look or action, sometimes seen as homosexual.
1) You know. the guy you thought was gay but isnt. thus, metro sexual.
2) ryan seacrest acts metro sexual.
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An awesome band that is appealing to those in their teenage years. They write their own music consisting of sex- related content. Sadly many teens don't like their music but honestly everyone 13+ is craving something of the sort.
Person A: Hey! what's up?
Person B: I am so MAD!
Person A: Why are you mad, did i do something?
Person B: It isn't you, but I can't convince my mom to let me go to the Metro Station concert that is in a few weeks. And i really wanted a meet-and-greet.
Person A: I am sorry for your loss.
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Well lets see.
Hot
hot
and more hot.
amazing singers.
the end.
I just love listening to Metro station, the singers are way hott.
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One of the most awesomest yet annoying maps in Battlefield 3. It is a great map long range engagements at first, but once you are inside, all you will want is your shotgun and assualt rifles. The map varies in weapon use due to the constant change in location.
Guy: Want to play Rush in Operation Metro?
Friend: Hell yeah! Kick their asses!
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Chicks who think that dressin in boy clothes or like dykes and cutting thier hair like the bad actresses on "The L Word" is cool. They don't skate,, they just hang out with emo boys who do skate or pretend to skate,, sometimes they don't even look like girls at all,, but they date boys who look like girls and make the boys they are date look like fags!!!
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Crazy-ass low-income residence where people are on welfare,SSI and smoke crack,get drunk,tweak all-night,and by middle of month are starvin' like Marvin.
Where Andre at?
Dat niggah livin' in some hotel metro!
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The unbelievably crappy sub-compact car that Ned Flanders from The Simpsons owns. Ned and his family attempt to elude Homer Simpson's attempt at wanting to go mini-putting by escaping in their red geo metro.
As red geo metro speeds out of garage...
Homer (running towards geo metro): "Neddy! Neddy!!!!"
-cue suspenseful action music-
Todd: "He's gaining on us!"
Rodd (distraught & crying): "I'm scared!"
Maude: "C'mon Neddy, move this thing!"
Ned (extremely distraught): "I can't!!! It's a geo!!!!!"
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