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After giving a girl a flumpkin, a Mexican goatee is where the shit has smeared on your chin of the giver
After Tim gave Sarah a flumpkin, she had noticed that she gave him a Mexican goatee
to get picked up by the police
we got picked up at the party in a mexican limo
To give someone the throttle (To insert the thumb in a girls ass and make a motorcycle throttling motion while sexing her from behind) with jalapeno acid still on your thumb. The result is a burning asshole.
I made dinner for this broad and forgot to wash my hands after cutting the jalapenos. Later that night I gave her the throttle and the jalapeno juice burned her ass. Burning ass equals Mexican throttle.
Nothing like a blast of Mexican ice to pick you up out of the blues.
A stand on mower. It's like a rider/walk-behind hybrid. You don't have to walk, but you don't get to sit down.
See those landscaping guys over there? Looks like one of them has the Mexican segway.
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Term given to a sexual act carried out by two consenting geriatrics. During oral sex, the giver places a warm chilli-seasoned potato wedge in his/her mouth and sucks it to lubricate it. The giver then inserts the sodden wedge into their partner's rectal passage through the anus and continues to give said partner oral pleasure. The intention of this act is to cause mildly unpleasant burning sensations in the receiver's intimate areas resulting in an intense orgasm and the subsequent 'mulching' of the inserted wedge by the contracting anus. Ideally, the giver will then obligingly consume the mashed wedge as sign of affection.
In some Middle Eastern cultures, this act is known as 'Hakuni Balal' and is performed by travelling circus troupes to paying audiences.
Edna: How did your date with Derek go last night Elsie?
Elsie: Very well thank you Edna, I gave his bitch ass the mexican wedge of his life!
it's when you squeeze your penis to get the last drop of cum out
I wanted to get out every drop, so I squeezed out his Mexican pearl