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A sad little town in Michigan located north of Toledo and south of Detroit. No one loves Monroe, because it is not very important. There's lots of cornfields and the winters are long and cold. Most people who live here spend their time thinking of ways to make other people miserable, because it is their only way to defeat severe cases of depression caused from a lack of sunlight and unemployment. Some teenagers spend their time thinking of ways to leave for Ann Arbor or Ypsi on the weekends. The ones without cars have to bum rides from their friends or actually try to find something to do in Monroe.. You could always go to the game. If you hate sports you're pretty much screwed, unless you have enough money to buy several cups of cofee while sitting in a cafe listening to twelve year old emo kids whine about their lives. If none of these things sound appealing to you-make out with each other or masterbate (these are really your only healthy options.) If you can't keep it in your pants, use a rubber, because no one wants more miserable monroe biotches walking around on the streets. And as for "historical importance" Sure.. Custer lived here, but all he did was kill people anyways. Why the hell does our town celebrate Custer week? Monroe is obviously a city filled with sick bastards (literally..we always have the flu and were conceived out of wed-lock)
Teen1: What do you want to do today?
Teen2: I don't know.. Wanna go to Ann Arbor?
Teen1: I can't. I don't have enough money for gas.
Teen2: Uhhh.. wanna go to the cafe?
Teen1: I can't I don't have enough money for cofee.
Teen2: Let's go to the park.
Teen1: But it's -20 degrees outside!
Teen2: Wanna make out?
Teen1: I have a cold.
Teen2: Screw this! I'm going home to masterbate.
Teen1: I hate my life. I'm going to spend the rest of my day thinking of ways to make your life miserable! I hate you.
Teen2: Don't hate me. Hate Monroe, Michigan!
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When you approach a man from behind and play his balls with your index and middle finger while penatrating your thumb up his anus.
He'll give me a Michigan Bowler I'll never forget.
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When while having sex, as your just about to cum, you yell very loudly " Pure Michigan " and then proceed to back hand slap the shit out of your partner. ( Hand must be open in the fashion that it look like the state of Michigan. )
" When having a good time, It's always Pure Michigan for me and my wife!"
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Pretty for a northern girl, with her features possibly obscured by a large down coat. A northern girl who is pretty, but you can't be too certain of it.
Being in Austin it was easy. But now that I'm in Lansing, I don't see anything but Michigan pretty - and, Man, that's risky!
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the greatest college ever cant wait to go to. the hottest guys go there and their just plain awsome
i love michigan state
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A NCAA football team on the verge of being moved to Division 1-AA. Once a good team as far back as the 1990's, they have not been able to come back from being owned by the Ohio State Buckeyes for the past few years.
You mom sucks like michigan football
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the best mother fucking school in the big 10 with an awesome football team that is the winningist in college football
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