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having the financial ability to pay your bills, live in a good house and go on a vacation once in a while.
Living in a detached two story home in the suburbs, two cars, vacation once a year, and a some extra money on the side is what I consider middle class.
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annoying children typically aged 11-14 (however can be a year or two older or younger) who joke about sex (and they actually wanna do it, like dont waste your precious childhood miss gurl 💅) and believe every rumour that comes to surface. will destroy anyone’s mental health and well-being for popularity, male or female.
honestly the only goal for students in middle school is to:
1) get a bitch
2) become a popular kid
honestly it takes up until the end of 8th grade to complete those 2 goals because of how shitty their personalities are, and by freshman year in high school, theyll be loners
13 y/o female middle schooler: omg omg omg did you hear that jane doe from mr. jackson’s homeroom is dating john doe from ms. smith’s homeroom, also im officially dating william dingle in my english class 🥵😍🥰
13 y/o male middle schooler: AYO HOMIE DID U SEE THAT FIGHT I GOT IN WITH THE BASKETBALL KID?! WELL I FUCKIN WON BABY! MY CRUSH WAS THERE SHE’LL DEFINITELY FALL FOR ME #DABOYZZZZ
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Loving , hospitable, peaceful people who work hard and are fun to party with. They have contributed uber much to the fields of medicine,mathematics, music,poetry,architecture, and philanthropy. Their diet is one of the healthiest and most delicious in the world.Come in all different styles, dark haired to blond. Clever and discerning, yet sometimes a bit too hung up on themselves. Yeah , well, they continue to influence the world. Great dancers:)
"You eating tabouli?", "Yeah - from the Middle Eastern Deli"
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a malady that affects mostly men of a certain age (mainly the group between late forties to early fifties) in which one lives in constant denial believing that somehow they are actually a teen or a twenty-something....symptoms include (but not limited to).....age denial, hair loss denial, body aches denial, immaturity, cry babyness, uncontrollable urges to buy a red corvette, ego trip fantasizing, sudden impulses to go on diets and exercises, date women 30 years younger and so many other infantile, irrational, altered behavioral patterns that cannot be enumerated because there is not enough space. Worse of all, some men can go without a cure for centuries....
Oh my God !!!! With sooooo many centerfolds hanging around him, at age 84, Hugh Hefner must have been suffering from middle-agecrisitis for centuries!...Then again, money can make you look so sexy....
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middle school, fer us at least, is you are either popular and have your head so far up your ass that you can taste your stomach acid, or your poppin pills behind the book shelves in the library, and lighting up a cig around the corner when the teaches who have no fuckin clue what theyre doing finally let you outside. every girl is constantly sayin how "in love" she is with her bf of one day, except for a few who actually have two cents worth of knowledge and are capable of developing a real relationship. after school, the slackers from middle school drive illegally to some kids house whos maa or paa dont give a fuck and meet up with the slackers from highschool, and get fucked up till ten at night on anything they can find, and the popular kids go to the mall and buy matching outfits and then go home and dress up in the most clashing shit and take pictures cuz thats theyre idea of "extreeeeeeme"
if you listen to ke$ha, jay sean, or your status on facebook is "i could really use a wish right now," or if you dont know the price of an eigth of chron then you are a popular fucking freak with your head up your ass.
if you spend most of your time digging through the medicine cabinet, and you spend most of your time at your friends house sitting in a room with a mattress on the floor with twenty three other people so fucked up that you are convinced with your life that the wall is dripping, and your listening to tech n9ne, icp, kottonmouth kings, etc, then you are a slacker.
popular1: haaay keely, whats up?? i like your jeans today!! they make your backside look oooober cutee!!
slacker1: dude, fuck off, and get a life man... seriously grow up.
popular2: dude, did you hear?!?! hanas got A cups!!! im so jealous!! i wish my breasts were that big!!
slacker2: yo, excuse me, my tits are fallin outta my shirt here, dont you just hate that?? oh waaaait!! you aint got any. pah,
popular3: OmG!! lisa couldnt even talk today, like what the cow is her problem, she probably took ibuprofen or something.
slacker3: dude, you are so stupid, that shit doesnt do anything, shes wired on xanax
popular3:shes what on what??
slacker3: fuck this man, i hate middle school so much, be right back, smoke break.
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The hardest working player on a volleyball court-until you disagree,try blocking weak,strong,and middle and busting your ass for the largest amount of hit calls any hitter has.Middle hitter is the one who looks the best in spandex,of course. and blocks and gets touches like its their job.beast,killer,and amazing.God's gift to volleyball.
middle hitters are obviously god's gift to volleyball
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The 3 years of shit you go through just to graduate and stand 4 more years of shit. The classes are boring, with exams up to the Wazoo. Lunch is the hamburgers from last week, but now they're disguising them as soup. If you're lucky and have recess, it only lasts 15 minutes, and all you do is stand there. Teachers give you an assload of homework and projects, and expect you to finish them in one night.
Your parents don't care if you're getting bullied, but once you get a bad grade they're on your ass about it. Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.
1. Teacher: Now class, your homework is pages 141-145, All problems. Oh, and you have a project due tomorrow.
2. Lunch today: Soupy Surprise
3. Kid: Mom, this kid at school is bullying me.
Mom: Just ignore him.
Later...
Mom: YOU GOT AN F?! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS!
Kid: Damnit.
High schooler: Enjoying middle school?
Middle schooler: No.
High schooler: It'll be over soon enough.
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