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The greatest proseggcutor of all time (besides maybe godeggt)
Person 1: Have you played the game Eggs Eggttorney?
Person 2: Yeah, Miles Eggworth is so cool
Spit-mile: noun, a spitable distance, sometimes exaggerated to emphasize proximity.
Justin don’t throw that bucket of gas on the fire, we live a spit-mile from the fire station and we don’t have a permit.
A measurement of the amount of penis a female has received.
Man, you got a lemon. Stacy has a lot of dick miles on her. Did you get the warranty?
Getting its name from the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas," a Texas Mile is an exercise involving a track and bleachers. For the exercise, you run four laps around the track, but for one of the straightaways, you have to do stadiums on the bleachers while crossing over to the next set of steps after every ascent and descent until you reach the end of the bleachers. Also, you must sprint the other straightaway. You can jog at your own pace on the ends of the track. This exercise can be done at most high school football fields.
Person 1: Wow. That Texas Mile was tough.
Person 2: The stadiums and the sprinting made it really hard.
How far the average man can nut. Used for measuring the surface area of the thot.
Tim: Yo! How big was theshorty?
Tyrone: About 5 thotical miles.
Tim: Damn!!
A character from the video game Slendytubbies 3. He also shows up in Slendytubbies Apocalypse DLC and Slendytubbies What Comes After. He's sometimes a dick but he can also be very nice. He's usually only nice to Anne, though.
Sgt Miles is a dick. He slapped me just because I was hallucinating.
Something that has very high mileage (i.e a car, a woman, a horse)
Damn Kidd, that carr is miled up