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what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg
james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support
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Using skillful timing, the Aisle Mine is a concentrated cloud of anal gas most often laid in supermarket aisles with the intention of it detonating violently into the nostrils of unsuspecting passers-by.
For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.
Dude 1 : "Oh F*ck!...F*ck me!...ergh!...!!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"
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The inverse function of yours truly.
"Mine truly" may refer directly to the person you are speaking to, or any other third party so long as the reference to said third party is clear and evident.
Although yours truly can casually address an acquaintance, "Mine truly" is, in most cases, used to address a loved one (usually a significant other).
Ex 1:
Friend: "Who are you taking to prom?"
You: "Mine truly. Who else?"
Ex 2:
You: "I love mine truly."
Significant other: "That's corny af. I'm breaking up with you."
You: D8<
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The act of picking one's nose.
He must be mining for gold!
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Work. The place where you collect the hard currency necessary to invest in crypto.
I can't go out for drinks Thursday night, I'm in the Fiat Mine until 12:30.
Crypto is doing terrible again. I'm going to have to put in an extra shift at the Fiat Mine if I want to eat this week.
Alright guys, I'm doing "Take On Me" now
Alright, ha-pa-ba-ba-ba
I, I really, I really like this song, it sounds good
Minin' away, I don't know what to mine
I'll mine this anyway in this Minecraft day
So beautiful, mine further down
What's that I found?
Mine diamonds (take on me)
Mine diamonds (take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two
So easy to mine with my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
Hopefully they stay in my Minecraft chests
So I'm gonna make a lock on it
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
I'll mine them
So far I've got two, ah
I'm alright, I'm ready
All these diamonds sittin' carefully away
I'm getting worried if they might get stolen (turn it off)
From my ender chest
Wait, who is that?
Holy sheep, it's Notch!
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
Now they're safe now
Now that they're safe now
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
Uh, uh, thanks
Thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song
mining away
a silent and stationary fart that hangs in a particular area where some poor victim is likely to walk through it seconds or minutes later and receive its full effect
Man, Jose just laid a nose mine in the hall! Don't walk through there for another hour or so!