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An interesting sex position, related to the recent Chilean miner event.
I said to my wife in bed - "Give me a Chilean Miner!" She said - "What's that?"
I said - "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there 'til Christmas!"
Named after the industrial action 1984-85 (The Miners Strike) when Britain was brought to it's knees by miners solidarity and the phrase 'One out, all out'.
A particularly agressive bout of diarrhoea that reduces time spent in the toilet by 50%.
Feeling rough today Dougal.
Had a few beers last night and I've got the miners on strike. Excuse me.......got to dash....
It's where you get a group of guys to gangbang the same girl in the same hole every day for like two months straight. Then, at the end of it, they 'drill' a new hole and you cheer every time someone comes out.
That bitch got The Chilean Miner treatment. It was on every cable news channel.
A gentlemen who was required to "take one for the team" (i.e. the act of defiling a lady of size as part of an overall "team strategy") is lured and trapped by an unwanted and unexpected act of face-sitting.
Dude, you owe big time. She suffocated me like a trapped chilean miner!
A poorly written newspaper that covers the greater Kingman area. The paper has become well known for it's relatively asinine stories and ridiculous letters to the editor. Among non-Kingmanites the paper has reached a level of hilarity that may be close to that of Best-Of-Craigslist.
Man: Hey did you read that front page article in the Kingman Daily Miner today about that dog named "Meatball"?
Man #2: Holy shitsnacks that was hilariously fucking stupid, thank God for the Miner when there isn't any new Best-Of-Craigslist's to read.