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verb: To "fight the mong" (also to "fight it")
This usually means that instead of monging, you're going on a trek.
It can mean simply keeping your eyes open, or even mean picking your drunken self up off the pavement. How you "fight it" depends on how monged out you are.
"Let's play football - come on, fight the mong lads!"
"Fight the mong Eric, it's closing time for fuck's sake"
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A state of severe intoxication, unable to function properly as a result of consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Alan had so much to drink last night that he was ming-monged
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noun:
1. Any fast food (not necessarily a burger) that causes nausea, undesired swelling, or a complete loss of all bowel control.
2. A burger that was not made to your order and therefore causes you to be sick or sad.
adjective:
1. A phrase used to describe any event, sight, or idea that may make you sick, nauseous, or ill.
Noun -
Charlie: Dude, is that a huge brown stain on David's pants?
Richard: Yep, looks like he had a mong burger today.
Adjective -
Charlie: Oh dude, this girl last night whipped out her schlong and grossed out everyone at the bar!
Richard: Wow, that's pretty mong burger, man.
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Same as mong'ead.
numpty, etc.
Two plus two is not six, you mong-ed.
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someone who is really ugly, so god damn ugly you cringe when you see their face, comes from the word minger, created by lucy.
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When you havent got enough time to mong, but really need one. A very small mong that can last at little as ten minutes. Very refreshing and can have one anywhere really.
Ive got an hour break before my next lesson, fancy a mini mong?