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a trashy ass bitch with a boyfriend who she fucks when she wants money and the nigga has trampoline lips and also sucks on dildos with her ugly ass friend brandi
monica shomo- green liquid leaks from asshole
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A person who is acting differently to be appealing to another person.
Person1: Do you see that girl? I think she likes you. She is being a Monika/Monica.
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To overcome more shit than most people have to deal with their entire lives.
The world ended and I am the only person left alive. I will fight this and survive. I will Monica Lewinsky the shit out of this situation.
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That one shitty brazilian comic book series made in 1959 by Maurício de Sousa and then got some shitty christmas cartoon in 1976 and now we basically have this
r/ithadtobebrazil
Manu: Hey dude wanna watch Monica and Friends?
Dan: Manu, i know you're a woman. But please, not because the show has a lot of girly moments doesn't mean i like it too. And then in 2013 got another series to celebrate the main character Monica who first appeared in 1963. A gif of the new series, Monica Toy will be shown below.
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A game where a hard neck slap is the result of a dumb comment.In order to obtain a "Monica Neck" a series of words must be said in any order to lock in the punishment.They are Black magic,white magic,silver magic and No changing(No specific order). To block a "Monica Neck" you must say any of the previous words before they say the entire thing.The rules of Monica neck are:No public slapping, Each Monica Neck must be filmed(phone,camera ect...)No Monica Necks under the influence of ANYTHING.To receive a Monica neck you must stand bent at a 90 degree angle and then receive your slap bare skin.Also a "Neck Save" can be called, if u obtain 10 neck saves in a weeks span on one player they must recieve a "Monica Neck".The final rule to Monica Neck is once you start, there is no way out unless you receive a Monica Neck from every player and the only way out of a Monica Neck is by giving the punisher $10.(The game is never ending without getting Monica Necked to get out.)
Cheeks:Yo where are my keys?
Ryan:Bro your holding them!
Ryan:Monica Neck! Silver magic, Black magic, White magic, No Changing!
Cheeks:FUCK DUDE!
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Also known as MLS. An act committed, so devastating that it single-handedly manages to become the definition of your character, no matter the greatness you had achieved up to that point or will achieve in the future.
Famous Victims:
Bill Clinton
R. Kelly
Tiger Woods
After Jeff punched that sorority chick in the face, his Monica Lewinsky Syndrome diminished his friend count both in RL and on facebook. All this occurred despite his ability to acquire "mad" kegs.
Randy's MLS left him forever: "the guy whole stole all that money from the church collections." Devaluing all the great work he had done up to this point.
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A Santa Monica City College that boasts one of the best transfer rates anywhere in the country. It has the #1 transfer rate to UCLA and other UC schools compared to Los Angeles community colleges. Because of the high property tax, SMC is well-funded and has great programs, a fantastic and open campus, and a diverse student body.
"Trying to park at Santa Monica College? It might take a while"
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