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Monty Ammar

The name for an elusive human species patchily distributed across the UK.

Considered the strongest, most intelligent and most visually appealing of all the humans.

IUCN status: Near Threatened

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Monty Ammar is a fucking legend to be fair

by montyx23 March 24, 2023


fluffy monty

A professional who lacks the experience and education for their role. Generally uses buzz words and intimidation to conduct business.

They filled the new sales position with a fluffy Monty, we are screwed.

by Cayobrittany January 13, 2021


monty pythoff

When two nerds quote Monty Python sketches back and forth for way too long.

Nerd 1: We are the knights who say nee!
Nerd 2: What is your favorite color?
Nerd 1: There are some who call me... Tim.
Nerd 3: Aw, shit. Monty Pythoff!

by DJradiotic February 7, 2020


Monty tom

A lovely baby from england that eats oat biscuits

Oh look at that monty tom singing in the wind

by Resmond debil May 6, 2024


Monty cheetham

Monty (montague) cheetham is a giant 7ft roid head who cannot keep the ladies off him. His long neck and sharp toenails come together to form the worlds strongest pussy magnet

I can’t get these females off me, I feel like monty cheetham

by Montyfanclub69 November 22, 2021


monty banking

So it's basically messing around. Or badly performing gymnastics indoors.

"Stop monty banking!!" Said the mother to the daughter as she backflipped off a table.

by A thousand percent true February 21, 2017


monty sharp

he is a boy under 4 foot who is horny. he loves porn and roams the street of broomhill.

that boy is such a monty sharp

by urmumlikemealotttt November 28, 2018