a character or other entity in a video game with dangerously low HP.
The last boss wrecked him. There's no way he makes it much further, he's a two heart monty.
The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.
When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.
When someone fails to swap a discord vanity a timely manner and gets beaten by a random claimer.
Bro, the vanity URL isn't working. Did we just got montyed?
Santi loves children. He has friends such as Benny, Luke, Marko, Bert, Tyler, Lauchy and many more. He loves children in grade 2 and below and likes big men in the age of 40. He is really bad at forntite and rocketleague compared to benny.
" Is that Santiago Monti" Girls
" He must be a bot at fortnite"
You would say this instead of Mountain Dew if you were a fucking nerd
Person 1: Want some Monty Soder?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up nerdy bitch
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Monty (montague) cheetham is a giant 7ft roid head who cannot keep the ladies off him. His long neck and sharp toenails come together to form the worlds strongest pussy magnet
I can’t get these females off me, I feel like monty cheetham