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Those mornings when the hormones have built up overnight and you and your bed mate wake up horny as hell, extra hard and juicy, and the day begins with immediate sexual congress.
My man didn't need to rush into work this morning, so we stayed in bed to enjoy a luxurious slippery morning.
One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.
A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!
When someone wakes up in the morning, but the body isn't fully rested. So, to compensate, the person takes a nap before actually starting their day.
Him: Hey babe you messaged me at 6am, but when I replied no response?
Her: Sorry babe, took my morning nap, but now I feel much better.
Him: Oh damn you're right, let me get my morning nap in as well! Talk to you soon.
the act of pressing one's erect penis firmly against a mattress or other sleeping surface upon waking in order to gain small amounts of physical pleasure similar to that of grinding
The young man did an extended morning press the first day of high school.
when multiple men wake up and get morning woods together
i woke up and could tell all my friends had boners, it's a morning forest around here.
When you have the first JPS cigarette of the day, usually at 8:22 AM. Gets you a nice niccy rush.
Awright pal, u coming fur the morning snout? Obviously bro! Canny miss it.
A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.
I woke up with a morning rose
Stumbled to the bathroom while trying to hide my morning rose
A fictional character in Destiny 2. She has no eyes and likes to spout random language.
Hey Eris, mind taking me through that portal?
“HALMMHITLAM HAAAALMHITLAM”
“Eggshell”
“For I am Eris Morn, and I have one spicy rock”