Dick Mowing

Simultaneously cock blocking 3 or more men at the same time.

Bro, you were dick mowing us in that bar with that one chick

Mowed My Yard

A phrase or statement that ladies say when they just got the D.
Usually used as a creative way to hide from the public she just got the D.

"Girl after I left the club last night,
Derrick came over and mowed my yard good honey."

mow my lawn

every mexican has heard this

I need some beaners to mow my lawn

Luh Mow

A word used as a wrong pronunciation for the slang term "Lmao"

"Bro that was funny luh mow"

Mowed her lawn

When you chew off her pubes during sex

I discovered my fetish when I mowed her lawn

Mowing

another word for sex idk. so many words are like that why not add another

oh yeah sorry i just came back from mowing my wife

Mowing the Lawn

To be in party chat with the boys and to leave without any notice or ghost everyone for an absurd amount of time.

Person 1: WTF bro, how did you miss that shot?

Person 2: …

Person 3: Bro speak

Person 2: …

Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN