A fish with a mullet and tn's that will staunch you to death
Guy 1: How does that mullet fish have a new girl already?
Guy 2: His mullet and tn's get all the fish in the sea
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A term of reference used by the already muletted to describe people who had the audacity to grow a mullet by actually working for it rather than by patronage and inheritance.
One could argue that the only validity of the derogatory moniker is for those who have more mullet than class - but then that could be said of the more traditional mulleted.
"This here waffle house is full of nouveau mullet!"
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Pubic hair that is long in the back, towards the asscrack, and short in the front.
Lick my southern mullet.
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one who searches county fairs, bowling alleys, and several hoosier states (i'm using hoosier as an adjective) for people with mullets.
at camp, my friends and i have a scoring system for mullet hunting.
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When the taint is extra hairy and possesses a rat tail like quality that resembles a mullet around the vulva.
Man, I went down on this chick yesterday and her beaver mullet tickled my chin.
When the hair on the back of a dog's neck drapes down over its collar in a stylish, perfectly-coiffed 10-90.
Sparky! Look here! Good dog. Show me your pooch mullet! Show me your pooch mullet! Good dog.
When sitting behind your desk at work, the person is wearing a nice business shirt, but no pants. Business up top and party down-under!!
I totally caught my boss pulling a desk mullet in his office today, I'm scarred, and a little impressed.