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Using a crash cart to deliberately induce the expulsion of genital body fluids from a fresh corpse. This is typically done when one does not have a munging partner and instead must resort to his/her own devices. Commonly carried out by medical students and EMTs, who have access to both crash carts and fresh corpses.
Man, I just got done with my midterm physiology exams, I think I'm going to go for an Electric Mung tonight.
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(N.)When a fat hoe, particularly a preggo, farts a dribbly string of bubbles that contains blood
honey, get off the the floor before the dog starts licking your mung garlic
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Mung is a gooey substance formed when the body dies and the internal organs rot, turning into human gravy inside the body. Often times when coroners find a females body days after death mung will ooze out the female organs when moving the body. Coroners jokingly describe this as a mung party.
Wow Fred, we picked up that girl at the abandoned house downtown, you missed quite a mung party.
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When food doesn’t chew or taste quite right but you can’t say exactly what’s wrong with it
Do you like it? Er I don’t know.... It just tastes a bit munga mung.
Firefighter tool similar in use to a New York Hook.
Guys, have you seen my Mung Hook... I set it down somewhere around here.
I woke up today with a half mung
I go to work in the morning with a half mung
Yo Dimi tried to sodomise me with his half mung
A type of warthog found only in near the equator and is worshipped almost as a god by many ancient Amazonian tribes. The mung warthog is extremely sensitive to sunlight and is most commonly known for its habit of burrowing into old graves, during the harsh daylight, with its mate and munging buried corpses for sustainance and recreation.
Timon: Wow! Thats a nasty rash, when did you get that?!
Pumbaa: When I was a mung warthog!
Timon: Nice, very nice.