When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.
Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.
Friend 1: Lucky bastard...
When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.
Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.
A fictive kin made up of… a dancer, a communicator & a mystery man
Oh don’t mind them, they’re just Les Trois Musketeers
A way of intercourse in which the man fucks the girl hard, pulls out, keeps rubbing and cums all over her (like a musket), proceeds to moterboat her tits and gives her a raspberry before jumping up and running out of the room. Often performed by people who wear fedoras.
Hey bro, how did your date last night go?
Great man. I three musketeered her!
Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.
When you crush up an instant adderall, sprinkle it on your penis, and have anal sex
Tara was walking like John Wayne and reading encyclopedias cover to cover. She must have done an Oakdale Musket
The act of having anal sex while the other party is constipated.
Dumb thick Karen was constipated for 3 days so i had no other choice but to started packing the musket.
When you suffer withdrawals from not seeing your core group of friends often enough.
I haven’t seen my friends since Saturday; I’ve got musketeer Withdrawals.