Can I put My balls in your jaw?

Can I?

Can I put My balls in your jaw?

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All I have in this world is my name and my balls.

All I have in this world is my name and my balls. — A translation from the Cuban Spanish saying : “Todo lo que tengo en este mundo es mi nombre y mis juevos.” This is a statement of ambition and a desire for “THE COME UP” — meaning an ascension in status and power. It’s the oppositional statement to “Started from the bottom and we’re here; started from the bottom now the whole teams’s here” — which is a statement of a successful “come up”

All I have in this world is my name and my balls entered common parlance through the movie Scarface and is one of its most oft quoted lines. It’s amazing that as of 2023 C.E. this famous sentence has not been entered into the Urban Dictionary. Well, all I have in this world is my name, my balls, and my ability to write. And it is in that spirit — the spirit of THE COME UP — that I submit this definition.

All I have in this world is my name and my balls. Todo lo que tengo en este mundo es mi nombre y mis juevos — and I don’t anyone shit on either of these.

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I'll pull my balls out right now

The phrase "I'll pull my balls out right now" is often followed by the phrase "Trademarked By Fadi". The Second phrase is to be said softly and very fast. Almost as if to be said under one's breath.
The actual phrase is to be used when someone directly attacks or insults your intelligence or ability.

Roger: Mike, you're such a tool.
Mike: I'll pull my balls out right now! ... (Trademarked By Fadi).

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can i put my balls in your jaws

u want to put your balls in there jaws and your lonely and horny

can i put my balls in your jaws stepsis

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they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis

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Suck my Robot Balls

Now take a step back let me freeze yours off.
Have a carbonite bath, for your goose-steppin' ass.
Call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh. - ERB idk some time ago

Person 1: "Hey bro, I got 78% on my maths tes-"
(Based) Person 2: "Suck my robot balls"

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

A famous quote from the show “South Park”

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence: