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When Mystery posts a message that contains something funny and then quickly deletes it.
That was a Mystery moment
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A person who nobody knows at a party, usually stands next to something, pretending to drink from the same bottle after it's empty.
Dude who's the Mystery Guest hanging out by the fridge?" "No idea, I thought you brought him?
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An aspect of the past which is currently unknown to historians, researchers and scholars alike.
When humanity first sprung into existence is up to debate, and therefore, is quite a history mystery.
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To give oneself a stranger after working with concrete all day and having dry, dirty, chaffey hands. A variation on the stranger commonly used by those in construction, masonry etc.
After pouring that concrete slab yesterday I went home, gave myself a mystery mason and fell asleep. Why, what did you do?
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When you poo in a bag and hide it in someone's vicinity. After a while they smell it and have to find it.
Did someone mystery poo me? It smells in here!
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Getting naked, turning out all of the lights so you cannot see anything, grab a random object, and shove it up,your ass or pussy
When doing the mystery machine, I accidentally grabbed a cactus and had the best night of my life
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After performing the act of dropping a deuce, refers to the absence of leftover feces about the buttocks. Therefore, leaving nothing behind to wipe. It's a mystery.
I love mystery poops, there's nothing to clean up after.
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