n00b f4gg0t

Someone who is not only a noob, a faggot, or even both, but someone who sucks so bad that they need numbers added to described their epic failure of a life.

Man did you see that YouTube video from JKL productions? It was HILARIOUS.

Stfu, your a n00b f4gg0t.

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n00b boob

Another word for a n00b but when saying "n00b boob" is refering to something that just happened with a bunch of n00bs.

Like if playing halo and everyone there is a n00b you say

"Wow everyone here is a n00b. This is such a n00b boob

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n00b wagon

Also used in verb form as n00b wagoning or n00b wagoned, When a n00b jumps in a ride, hits the juice, then runs over others, especially those using tactical or non-n00b maneuvers.

WTF!?!?!?!?!? 1337yourmom just fing n00b wagoned me!

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n00b up

v.

To save up one's money in a multiplayer computer game (such as World of Warcraft or Defense of the Ancients Allstars) and buy a single item that costs a lot of money, BEFORE spending money earlier on any cheaper items that are needed more urgently earlier on.

I can't believe Razor would n00b up a Sacred Relic (costs 3800)! He doesn't even have Boots of Speed (costs 500) yet!

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n00b cannon

"Auto Shotgun" used in the popular online game, Counterstrike, used by n00bs mainly because it requires little to no aim.

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n00b cannon

(n.) Any weapon used in a multiplayer game that is supposedly overpowered.
Although not limited to FPS and MMORPG genres, it is primarily used as a sarcastic remark against anybody who gets 'lucky kills', or just happens to be in the right place at the right time (Specifically against people who otherwise show little-no ability in the game).

ie.
Grenade launchers in general. (Battlefield, GunZ)
Tanks or heavily armored vehicles. (Battlefield, Halo)
Automatic shotguns. (CS:S, GunZ)
Machine guns. (CS:S, GunZ)
Semi-automatic sniper rifles. (CS:S)
Any mid-short range weapon that has a high probability to kill in one hit. (Any/all FPS)
Assassin or Sniper abilities (courtesy CoZ)
Low-level characters with powerful magic or weapons (ROSE, Runescape, WoW)

"Who killed me with the n00b cannon?!"
'It was the guy with absolutely no score. Well.. He has a score now, anyway.'
"Lucky n00b! I'ma kick your @$$ next round!"

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n00b of the day

somone who does something so bad that they are the official n00b of the day

"hey guys i got "i love mindy" tatoo'd on my nipples"
damnit nick, you're the n00b of the day

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