Napkin consumption is when you’re finished eating and you eat your dirt or non dirty napkin
Vine 1: Hey! Remember napkin Consumption! U NEED TO EAT IT NOW
Vine 2: Jesus Christ fine god....
An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.
My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.
My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.
Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!
You are a booger- napkin when you drink!
The act of constantly; sometimes impulsively; cleaning up other peoples messes. It can be an actual mess… spilled liquids or a social situation gone awry.
Bill had an argument with his girlfriend. Then why is Jim talking to his girlfriend? Jim’s just napkining again…
Jules spilled juice in the fridge again just so Kelly could continue her constant napkining.
Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!
A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.
you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead
*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"
A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.
I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!