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narcissist

A female that assumes every guy wants to fuck a Kardashian.

The narcissist saw herself when she looked at Kim Kardashian, because she thought every guy secretly wanted to fuck her.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021


Narcissist

Someone that thinks of themself as a shepard/shepardess, someone people wouldn't make it without.

The bubbly girl thought she single handedly built the skyline of a city she wasn't even originally from, and that people that were originally from that city owed her something for it, because she was a true narcissist. She was always the kind of person quick to talk about somebody else's inflated sense of worth, but couldn't see her own, or her own double standards for what they were. She could see through the rungs of everyone's ladders but her own.

by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021


Narcissist

Someone that thinks their hair looks great even if it looks bad.

Girl- I like your hair.

Narcissist- I like it too, and I like your compliment, because it reminds me of myself, and I like anything that reminds me of myself. Except my hair, my hair looks like shit.

Girl- It's the worst hair I've ever seen sir, you should do something about it.

by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021


Narcissist

Someone that writes a definition about another narcissist, meanwhile they live by the double standard of thinking they are prettier than this other person.

Hey, that dude lives by a double standard, I'm gonna poke fun at him, he doesn't even know he's the narcissist, not me.

by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021


Narcissist

Somebody that says something like whoa look at her of themself.

The narcissist wanted male attention, and would say just about anything to get paid attention to.

by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021


narcissist

Someone that thinks they are responsible for building things up, from cities to people, and without them, nothing would get built up or broken down.

The narcissist built herself up more than anyone else and didn't even know it.

by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021


Narcissist

Someone that hates being alone, since being alone is like someone sticking a mirror in their brain, and they are left with nobody but themselves.

A narcissist thinks everyone else gets as lonely as they do when left alone. If you hate being in your own company, do you really love anyone or anything as much as you claim to?

by The Original Agahnim September 23, 2021