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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

My Middle School experience =/= NDSSG.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.

Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."

by oonceoonceooncebananas March 27, 2010


nedding

Actively working against hitting the family trait easter-egg in the game teamfight tactics, effectively blueballing twitch chat.

mr nedpool is nedding again

by AtomicWar March 17, 2025


Ned puff

my 10th wife

ned puff make me a sandwich

by May 07, 2023


Ned puff

my 10th wife she is very awesome

and very pretty

ned puff make me a sandwich

by May 07, 2023


gobby ned

dick-sucking idiot

we went on a ride afterwards, which was fun, but the amount of gobby neds there was annoying

by gypsiez November 06, 2010


Uncle Ned

When a person takes your water bottle and lightly touches their butthole to the mouth piece without you knowing.

This water tastes like someone Uncle Neded it.

by Uncle Ned March 28, 2024


jeg sidder altid ned

when a small guy says he always sit down to pee.

simon says: "jeg sidder altid ned"

by Elfving03 June 20, 2018