we need to talk

basically, your girl has something to bitch about.

"Honey, we need to talk."

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Special Needs Donkey

A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.

Can be shortened to "SND".

"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"

"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."

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I need you

When you can't live without someone and you wish they would feel the same way you do .

Her: I need you.
Him: I don't need you.

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we need to talk

The beginning of the end in terms of relationships.

Girl: Honey, we need to talk.
Boy: Oh for fucks sake..

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we need to talk

It means someone needs to talk to you. Or if your penis is inable of pleasuring a woman, it COULD mean something else.

Hey, we need to talk. I think I have a plan for robbing that bank.

-Hey. We need to talk, about last night... Yea. You know. That fives minutes. YEA that five minutes.

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we need to talk

synonym: i'm dumping you, i'm sleeping with someone else, you're screwed

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Needs more dragons

A sarcastic way of saying you don't believe the story you're being told. You're basically "helping them" to make the story more creative, while at the same telling them you know it is a story and not actually true.

Person: "So I met Prince Harry and got his number but then I lost it."
Me: "Cool story, needs more dragons."

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