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Neo-Pronoism

The sempiternal faith that everything will work out for oneself, regardless of all circumstance. The belief that one is immune to their surroundings, such as academic or economic frustration, deadly diseases, societal pressures, or human negligence, to an almost divine level. Related to the Wizard, neo-pronoists look like those kids in school who never try but still have straight A's, and never worry about anything. Probably has some cheap name like "Liam".

Did you hear about that guy Liam? He must believe in neo-pronoism, he thinks he's immune to COVID!

by gregorian_mop January 10, 2021


neo queerbaiting

A new and different type of queerbaiting that arose with the creation of canon f/f ships in which the pairing is overly hyped by the crew/media, is said to play a big part in the story, thus baiting queer people into being attached to the show, and ends up being sidelined (often to favour a new straight couple).

someone: have you heard about that new femslash ship, sanvers?
me: dude, it was so hyped up and now it’s been totally sidelined, classic case of neo queerbaiting.

by Bia & Fey March 18, 2017


Neo-Natalism

Neo-natalism.

A paradigm in which countries are partitioned by each religion's respective view on abortion.

In national natalism (neo-natalism), Catholics get South America, Jews get the Carribean Islands, Germanic Protestants get the contiguous United States, Anglican Protestants procure Canada, Animists procure Europe, and Muslims receive northern Africa.

by metawave January 24, 2019


Neo-pizzarian

Believe that pizza should be the only food group.

Low IQ non-pizzarian: “aren’t you going to eat that sandwich?”

High IQ Neo-pizzarian: “fuck no, it’s not pizza. I’m a neo-pizzarian, don’t you know?”

by May 17, 2023


Neo-Puritan

A modern zealot who seeks to live in strict devotion to being "politically correct" and is eager to police others using coercion, indoctrination or even force if necessary to adhere to what is (currently) dictated.

Paul, who had a neo-puritan devotion to being correct, danced up and down with anger as mask-less people walked by outside.

by Dj smiles February 12, 2022

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Spamton NEO

a giant robot with: a Chained heart, colored wings, a pipis blaster, and strings that people either wanna smash, or hug, one or the other

person 1: hey look who's that?
person 2: that's just spamton NEO

by friskat3am_ May 25, 2022

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Neo Chav

Not remotely chav-like aesthetically, the Neo Chav can be seen in designer clothes, a decent car etc. But still talk and act like chavs. They have evolved from the shackles of appearing like a chav, but still have the mannerisms or a chav or wigger.

Although I like his song "Magic", Robin thicke looks like an upper middle class type. When I first saw one of his album covers, it seemed quite Neo Chave-esque.

Jeff has a car, a job, and an armani tux, but he's still white and talks like he's from the hood. He is a Neo Chav.

by M102 May 17, 2008

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