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When someone wraps their genitals in fireworks and sets them off.
Did ya hear what happened to Johnny? He's in intensive care. Really, why? He celebrated the Chinese New Year.
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When one ties, or attaches in any manner or fashion, fireworks or pyrotechnics to their genitals before igniting.
That rioter was just a string away from having a Chinese New Year.
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A holiday celebrated by some rural communities (not limited to the South) similar to normal New Year's, but instead of being celebrated annually on a specific date, it's celebrated randomly every few years.
Communities observing this holiday choose it instead of New Year's as the day that marks the change in the calendar year.
This explains why some towns act like it's 1874. Because, well, it's 1874.
Charleston High School in Mississippi held its first integrated prom in 1924 local time, 2008 Eastern.
Most of metro Atlanta's Confederate New Year dates have caught up to New Year dates.
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A live snake is wrapped around the man penis as a woman, wearing a strap on, does the man up the arse
"Oh, alex can you preform Extreme Chinese New Year on me" Said James
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The day before New Years Eve where everyone shoots down any invitations claiming that they're busy "preparing" for the party the next day. (Or just testing their annoying fireworks).
"Hey, wanna go out Friday night?"
"Are you kidding, it's New Years Eve Eve and I have way too much cooking and planning to do!"
-Looks at you like you're the dumbest liar on the planet-
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the day after new year's day, its the day where everyone starts getting ready for school, and work after the holidays.
my mom said that on new year's boxing day i have to study...
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Masturbating on new years eve while trying to time your orgasm to 12:00:00 Midnight on January 1.
Jim: "Hey Bill, were you at the New Year's party?"
Bill: "No, I was at home dropping the New Year's Ball."
Jim: "Get a life, BIll."
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