The Banter Years

The period between October 2012 - Ongoing where Rangers F.C. ceased to exist and the inanimate corpse known as Sevco Ltd has risen from their shallow grave. During this time the club has faced public humiliation on and off the park being the whipping boys of the superior Celtic FC. However, in this pit of misery has come a small glimmer of comedic value. The Banter Years.

Tom Miller: (Applying Blue Tinted Goggles) .. Rangers dominating the game here, all one sided, into these dirty fenia..
Hugh Burns: Wits the Goalie Dain Tom!!!!
*Delightful chip by Moussa Dembele lands in the Rangers goal*
Tom Miller: (Distorted Muffling) Typical... What a goal though. Would appreciate if you didn't help fuel the Banter Years here Hugh ffs this will go viral.

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Idle banter

The freely spoken gibberish of those still free to gibber.

"Wordplay of the unemployable"

Not to be confused with idle worship.

They heard some idle banter coming from the speakeasy.

Oh, not again Brian.

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Banter Wagon

syn. Band wagon

a band wagon with added banter.

'oi lads, lets hop on this banter wagon to the pub'

'wha-gwan rude boy, last night i was driving the banter wagon all round the city'

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shan banter

Humour and personality of an undesirable nature, conversational skills of an intolerable standard, the inability to integrate oneself into the flow of jovial nonchalence, inadvertantly depressing dialogue, sick, nasty or 'over-the-top' prankstery.

Person 1 - "That clown never shuts up about how fast his brother's car is or how much money his Dad earns"

Person 2 - "I know, shan banter"

OR

Person 1 - "I had that cow moaning at me all night about how she's got no career and all her men have been pigs"

Person 2 - "Ooooooh, shan banter"

OR

Person 1 - "Did you hear those sickos put cow dung in a super soaker and squirted a blind guy?"

Person 2 - "Seriously? Shan Banter!"

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Banter Turd

A person that takes LAD banter to heart.

LAD: You are Gay
Banter Turd: I will cry now

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Banter Boy

It's a gay guy that appears on a all male pornographic website and claims to be straight, when it is clearly not the case.

Sara: "Straight… Really? LOL"

Sue "exactly! I get the whole fantasy behind it but to use a guy who is so clearly gay…that's a banter boy"

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Banter cunt

A person who thinks everything is too old styled, but hangs out in the outskirts of the internet

James said my video was too old styled with the Newer music, what a banter cunt

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