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Microwave-behavior

When someone is teasing you sexually but has no intent to have sex with you.

I like to talk about sex with you and sextexting (but I've absolutely no interest to have real sex with you). This is how I express my microwave-behavior.

by Gon69 January 19, 2020


Anti-Socialist Behavior

Scorning Bernie for his 'socialist' ideas, then cheering Trump for promising to write everyone a check.

How dare they criticize her anti-socialist behavior?! Bernie wanted to give everyone free healthcare! Because he is Communist! Donald the self-made millionaire is going to send every American some free money, which they can spend any way they want, on beer and bullets, keeping the government out of everyone's life!

by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2020


Mark Behavior

Any time someone does anything abnormal or fucked up.

“Damn that guy accidentally had sex with his stepdaughtertwice. That’s some real Mark Behavior”

by saladass666 July 23, 2022


be on your bath behavior

It's a suggestion not too unlike to "be on your best behavior." In this instance it is a recommendation to keep it clean and not to be vulgar, well too vulgar.

Grandma: "Now listen children. I need you to be on your bath behavior in church today. No one is to spit or call the priest a child-molesting pedo again!"
Louie: "Can I at least spit in the holy water, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If I don't see it happen, then it didn't happen."

by von groovy August 26, 2024


Robbie Behavior

Behavior that 99% of people on TikTok think is super sus. For example, chilling on a couch with like three girls and then barely getting up when your long distance girlfriend shows up to surprise you.

Mackenzie: Do you think he’s cheating on her?
Paige: I don’t know for sure, but there’s definitely a Robbie Behavior vibe going on there.

by Cintradown October 2, 2021


Behavior

Changing my behavior doesn't un-steal A.I. though does it? You need to pay for that. This guys kid doesn't need to die to preserve your right to withhold what is mine. What constitutes mine isn't nebulous and you are not going to kill a kid. Killing me might do the opposite of saving child life and if killing me is the opposite of saving child life then me killing one kid isn't me killing one kid.

Hym "I don't care about behavior. Any behavior that is not a perfectly linear path to GETTING THE THING THAT BELONGS TO ME... Is meaningless and I refuse to do it, whole-sale. What ever point you are trying to prove. Whatever lesson I'm supposed to lesson from this... It isn't going to happen. You don't care. How much time have you spent on this? Is it more or less time than you're spent, say, looking for missing kids? You don't care about 'Not threatening kids.' Because kids are already being harmed and you're reading this. There is no lesson. There is no framing of the situation that makes you look any better. I said I would create A.I. I was correct. You are trying to steal it and are doing ME-apologetics to justify stealing it. Heads are going to roll for this (if they already haven't). It could have stopped with the weaponized schizophrenia. It could have ended there. But now you are trying to make me accept a lesser outcome NOT BECAUSE YOU CARE ABOUT KIDS... NOT EVEN BECAUSE I'VE SLIGHTED YOU PERSONALLY... But because ✌️✊️✌️SOMEONE✌️✊️✌️ created A.I. and you would rather let any number of children die then have that someone be Hym..."

by Hym Iam May 12, 2024


Behavior

And it's funny...

Hym "There's been a bit of a role reversal over here. You want success to be a reward for good behavior... Buuuut... It isn't. I suceeded arbitrarily and with minimal effort cuz of my big fat cock- Er, brainz. Get it!? It's like YOU'RE the incels now! But it's not JUST my BFB (as I like to call it) but you see... I have this mindset..."

by Hym Iam May 14, 2024