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Someone who builds up an ego from using psycadelics e.g:
Billy has been taking acid for the past few months, And so thinks he is better than others or that he has some sort of powers that others do not
"just because you take acid doesn't mean you're better than me, you're an ego-tripsical prick."
When you lack confidence and need some stroking to make it stronger, better
Ego masturbation is giving yourself praise when you actually suck so bad at it.
a highly skilled sports player who gets whiny and/or chippy when opposing players do not bow to their amazing skills
Scardino is such an ego diva on the ice when people try to defend against him.
When an action takes a jab at your ego.
"She never text me me back, what an ego shot!"
Convincing someone to do something via preemptively saying you will best them. Thus making there ego make them do it to beat you.
"Yo, you dont even have to play I know I'd already beat you in for honor."
"Bro, i would beat you idk what you mean, but I'm not gonna let you keep ego blasting me into doing it, goodnight."
The ego of an overly "masculine" man who thinks he knows everything and regularly mansplains
Ugh, it's so annoying how AJ thinks he knows everything! His man ego always gets in the way.
What guy feels anytime an attractive gal --- especially a "new" chick whom he's only recently met --- willingly allows him to touch her "treasure chest", especially if said "treasures" are fairly shapely/bountiful. The theory, of course, is that such delightful "personal objects" are extra-desirable and thus are surely being actively sought after by many tongue-lolling males, and so the guy figures that he must be extra-special and valued in the buxom chick's eyes if she lets him fondle her fun-pillows, since conceivably she would not allow just anyone access to them.
I was kind and gentle to an attractive plumpish lady on a bicycle whom I met while I was also out cycling, and within an hour or two we were back at her place and she was stretched out on her bed stark-naked and letting me give her a full-body massage... what an awesome ego-boobst!