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awkward flush

When two men enter a bathroom and one of them flushes the toilet to break the silence and gain the concentration needed to do his business.

Joe performed an awkward flush after his math teacher took the urinal next to him and smiled.

by MrNevermore September 13, 2007

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Hard Flush

Fucking someone in the asshole with a toilet plunger while simultaneously jerking them off.

Brian Huntley just got the hard flush. He loves it.

by Dic October 18, 2003

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Riddle Flush

The type of flush that occurs for all toilets at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University where a black hole opens up to swiftly evacuate all contents of the toilet upon activation of the toilet lever.

1: β€œYo man, did you clog the toilet after that massive dump”
β€œ nope, I’ve got the riddle flush”

2: β€œbe careful when you flush the toilet. The riddle flush might suck you in”

by ChokedFlowPooper November 19, 2018

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Courtesy flush

The act of flushing multiple times at a guests house, or a party ensuring the probability of clogging the toilet is slim to none.

Yo dude if your going to take a shit, be sure to courtesy flush a few times

by Silver fear March 29, 2012

34πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


courtesy flush

1. Flushing the toilette more than once and ASAP to reduce the unpleasant scent of your own turd(s).

2. Something you had better do when you are in jail or prison, so your cellmate(s) don't/doesn't give you a beatdown. LOL!

3. If it smells bad to you, how much worse will it smell to the other person if you don't have the common sense, or the decency to do a courtesy flush.

Redneck/Jail/Prison definitions:

EX: Dude! Could you at LEAST do a courtesy flush!?!?!?!?

EX 2: If you don't do a courtesy flush you'll be getting a blanket party tonight!

Ex 3: If you don't want a swirly. gimme a courtesy flush over there.

by IrishDaddy2U April 19, 2010

25πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


butt flush

flushing the toilet with your butt

Jamie! Don't use your index finger, butt flush it!

by Hot Box November 21, 2008

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


herra flush

When your wheel and tires are flush with the fenders on the car. Requires lower offset wheels and fender modification may apply.

Your wheels are HERRA FLUSH...What size and offsets are those wheels?

by VEX Motorsports April 13, 2008

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