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The reproductive organ of a male and female transsexual. They come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. They can be long, short, thin, fat, etc.
I am going to have sexual intercourse with you by sticking my large penis into your tight vagina. When we are done, I will place it onto your tongue and you will massage it with your mouth.
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something that is disgusting and squishy / men don't know how to use correctly
my sphinx (hairless cat) looks better than any penis I've ever seen
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Somthin you like to shove up your ass
“That’s a big penis!”
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A thing that wobbles around and girls love so much. They want to lick it and put it inside there vagina.
"Omg. His penis is so hot that I wanna swallow it."
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A long sticking thing where it's used when fucking! Use it with your fucker, damn it! Here, that little piece of shit!
My fucking gay friend: "Stick your fucking penis out!"
Me: "Shut up, fucker! I'm trying!"
Then I really did.
My fucking gay friend: "Your fucking piece of shit! You ass hole! I'll fuck with you! Oral sex! Penetrating sex! Anal Sex!"
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When a guys penis is enormously huge. The guy is not hard it is just naturally huge as a hippo. A girl usually enjoys this during sexual intercourse because it will give them more pleasure. But guys if you have this, don't do it to a virgin because her vagina will explode, meaning her cherry will pop and you will have blood all over your Penies penis.
I have a Penies penis and my girlfriend enjoys sex and she moans louder than a jackhammer.
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