poΒ·taΒ·to
/pΙΛtΔdΕ/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes
1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.
2. Probably also goes by the first name βToddβ.
3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.
Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
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An expession of agreement in the style of cockney-rhyme slang.
Blatantly shorterned to "Blatoes" - Potaotes.
- "Dude, let's get to the bar now and get some beers in before it gets too busy.."
- "Potatoes dude, potatoes.."
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Taters. The most beautiful thing you will ever see. Everything good do with a few good taters. EVERYTHING.
1- What we need is a few good taters.
2- ...Whats taters, aye?
1- POTATO. Boil em', mash em', stick em' in a stew.
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Potatoes is a term for weed. Created by some kids who were trying to talk about about there plans in class without anyone over hearing what they were talking about; instead of saying "hey, are we smoking tomorrow?" they would simply say, "hey, are we going to eat some potatoes tomorrow?".
we nomed on some potatoes
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