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Medium-sized upper middle class suburban Massachusetts town 30 miles North of Boston,located in Essex County. Used to be fairly historical, rural and working class- a former "poor man's Andover". Recent slash and burn developments have changed its face. It is known for having youths who throw awesome ragers at their parents' Mcmansions, since the parents are perpetually on vacation and don't give a shit about their little brats. North Andover youths typically are of above average intelligence and have lots of financial resources, but typically throw it all way on beer, heroin, and LSD during the high school years. They tend to listen to jam bands and crappy classic rock on WZLX. Typically they shoot for ZooMass but end up not even finishing out a semester at NECCo. Frequent hang-out spots include dumps like Denny's, Dunkin' Donuts, Harrison's Roast Beef, The 99, The Loft, Rolph's Tavern, The Frosty Mug, The Claddaugh Pub, and The Beijing.
Hey, you are meaning to tell me that the washed-up hippy kid drop-out working at Harrison's Roast Beef is the son of a Fidelity executive and that hot-ass MILF? He must be from North Andover then.
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A Country So Evil That Everything There (People, Film, Clothes, Thoughts) Is Completely Black & White
Think About It People, The Most Evil Things Come From North Korea, Just Think
Instant Death Figure Skating Moves (The Iron Lotus)
Kim Jong-Il
Bad Fashion Sense
The Flying Monkeys From The Wizard Of Oz
Coincidence? I Think Not
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whurr them real mothafuckas roll, aka North Car'lina
North Cackalack, if you come fuck w/ us you gonna wind up on ya baaaaack
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the coolest state in the country. may not be california, but it is definitely my home sweet home. got the mountains on the west, got the beach on the east, and everything in between. what could be better?
home to awesome basketball teams. dont hate on the south and east coast, cuz you know we rock. we may be part of the south, but we have diversity everywhere. can't forget the first flight. sure, we have a countryside, but then we have the urban city side! see? north carolina is all-around AWESOME.
if u dont like north carolina and think we're just some rednecks and hicks, get on a plane and fly over to nc and watch me kick your a$$ :-)
north carolina rocks my socks!
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A bullshit locality that is really part of Rockville but wants to be a part of the more desirable Bethesda area. Home to many high rise condos, strip malls, random Sunday afternoon traffic-jams, and the White Flint Mall.
Guy 1: so I went to the Flagship car wash in north Bethesda today,
guy 2: bullshit that's Rockville young, it's walking distance to Twinbrook Parkway, and every one knows that Twinbrook is Rockville
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You know you're from North Haven when
-You know at least one person with a jeep or a jetta.
-Every year you treat Dave Matthews Band at the Meadows like it's a religious holiday.
-After a party breaks up you all end up at Wendy's.
-You own at least one item from American Eagle or Abercrombie and Fitch.
-You've worn adidas sandals when there was snow on the ground or plan to.
-You spent one of your middle school nights, every weekend, at the movie theatre.
-When you walk into a party the first thing you look for is a pong table.
-You claim you're a Beer Pong champion.
-You know at least one guy with a blow out and one girl that needs to take off some make-up.
-You have claimed that our town is gay and that you need friends from other towns.
north haven north haven i lived here here
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Pseudo-patriotic sack of right wing monkey shit who was the errand boy/bagman in the Iran-Contra scandal, a right wing scheme in which arms were illegally sold to a hostile country and the profits used to fund a war in South America for which Congress specifically forbade tax dollars to be used. Convicted of lying to Congress, for which his military pension was revoked, his conviction was later overturned on appeal due to a technicality by a partisan judge. Later became a talk show host and ran unsuccessfully for U.S. Senate. Still regarded by the right wing of American politics as a hero, this lowlife will be forever associated with criminal wrongdoing and jinogism disguised as patriotism.
Oliver North is a disgrace to the United States Marine Corps and the United States of America.
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