walk about

The process by which you get a boner and get in the bath tub filling it up with water so just the tip of your knob is above the water. Place a fly on the tip that has had its wings removed (aka a walk) so that it walks all over the tip. If you can stick the fly to the ceiling, give yourself double points.

I havent seen Jon ever since I told him what a walk about was...come to think of it, I havent seen a fly in this place in a while either.

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Not mad about it

When you are happy about something but you are a miserable cunt who is never happy so you say "I'm not mad about it"

"I heard you won the lottery" " Yes, I'm not mad about it"

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Move-about

The roaming movement one does to avoid pin-pointing location of flatulation.

Random awkward movements one makes in a room full of people hunched over pinching his cheeks.

Hey, Why is John moving around so strangely? Because he is doing the "move-about".

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Bumbling About

To act clumsily or take an unnatural amount of time over a mundane task.

Stop bumbling about Perkins.
I was bumbling about back there wasn't I dad.

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About Tush

The throw-away gobbledegook written by companies about themselves on their About Us page.

About Tush
Founded in 1066, we're one of the world's leading sellers of... blah... blah...

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Out and about

Means that you are openly gay.

Cheerleader one; I though you were strictly dickly.
Cheerleader 2; No, I'm out and about

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Scotting about

When someone is being proud of he shouldn't be proud of - like being a scot.

person 1 - what was she scotting about?
person 2 - she was scotting about her father's new car,
have u seen it? it's not even new!

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