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hardcore boner

One of the worst things ever:

When you need to piss really, really, bad and your boxers have shifted around so it's really hard to find the slit in your boxers that your cock comes out of. And the more and more you try to get your cock out the harder it gets.

The problem is compounded by several factors:
1)you are already semi-erect because you really, really have to piss (yes girls! sometimes this does happen)
2)If the pants you are wearing have a short zipper length
3)Or you are wearing older tighter jeans that you have been meaning to give to your younger brother/cousin/goodwill
...but are just to lazy/cheap

This is particulary bad when you are standing in a row of urnals with no dividers and you have an erect cock.

Someone might look out of the corner of their eye and think your gay

(its not something that you willingly talk about with your friends but) "Yeah dude, i was going to piss but...i had a hardcore boner. i guess i can wait."

by 2076136 March 29, 2008

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hardcore flop

when a person fails in every aspect of life especially education

damn boy, you a hardcore flop

by doug-a-las June 14, 2011


Minecraft Hardcore

A version that Ph1lza survived for 5 years but died to a baby zombie and a spider. The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Allow cheats off in the menu, and stuck on Hard. Many people have tried, but just fail at around day 5.

#1 I want to play Minecraft Hardcore, and beat Ph1lza's record!
#2 Good luck doing that, Noob.

by Userious? October 11, 2021


Minecraft Hardcore

The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Locked on Hard difficulty. 8 in 9 Minecraft streamers do this even tho they R trash at Hardcore. I reckon they first learn how to craft sticks before playing Hardcore.

*new streamer* : I am gonna play this new game called Minecraft and the Hardest difficulty of Minecraft! Minecraft Hardcore!
*veteran: dies to creeper* : About that

by Userious? October 12, 2021


Hardcore Atheist

A person who believes in no God. This is also referred as
strong (positive) atheism in contrary to weak (negative) atheism.

A person of this belief is probably an Atheistic existentialist or Nihilist. Rejects a god and any transcendent will that should in some way dictate how humans should live. It rejects the notion that there is any "created" meaning of life and the world. The difference between them is that an Atheistic existentialist believes that individuals can create meaning in life themselves.


"So you don't believe in God?"
"No I don't"
"You are an Atheist?"
"A Hardcore Atheist"
"What?"
"I don't believe in god or any transcendent will, at all."

by JJ Pippo April 15, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hardcore Kid

Any person who listens to hardcore. They listen to Righteous Jams, Champion, Set Your Goals, Hoods, Donnybrook, The Warriors, Bury Your Dead, etc. They go to shows frequently and mosh. They wear sport shorts or camo and always wear band shirts. They do not have extensions or any of that pussy shit but shave their heads. Most of the time core kids are ex scenesters or ex punk looking for a true music scene. they do wear tight jeans but not their sisters, thats for pussies. They 2 step and spink kick and the majority like Positive music and claim Straightedge.

Aaron: Dude i just went to Nordstroms and got these awesome Modern Amusement shirts for $200.
Josh: I spent $30 on my outfit and ill be more hardcore than you will ever be. I spinkick, i two step, and i live pure. I am a hardcore kid.

by Josh Mosh April 19, 2006

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hardcore guy

The older brother of the metalcore kid. He is a big, obnoxious angry baboon like man. Usually inked from head to toe with tattoos that represent his "crew". He likes to single out people at hardcore shows and assaults them. He hates drugs and alcohol. He will assault you for smoking on the street. And his other past time is beating up drug dealers for their money.

Dude, did you see that hardcore guy at the show? I think he killed that kid with the Senses Fail shirt on. I think hes part of the xFxSxUx crew bro. Don't fuck with that guy.

by deathmetaldouch October 25, 2013

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