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having a serious talk but in CODE!!!
we need to have a serious sock, 7 SOCKS! 5 SOCKS UNWANTED!!!
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when you have been praying like a saint for a glass of orange milk and you lose all of your bank earnings in one week because of the fact your friend didn't pay you off for the eight ball of coke you needed for last nights patriots game but then you realize you don't go to school so you sign up for the insane asylum located near you to ruff yourself up.
Hey Jerry! Did you pull A Serious Dick Diction last Friday, i knew you did because your face had that weird plastered color to it that only true serious dick diction's use.
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The same thing as a serious relationship but with another name so your parents don't freak out.
Dad: Are you dating him?
Daughter: Don't worry its a non-serious relationship.
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Watching Oprah Winfrey's "Beloved" movie.
I don't care whether Oprah's movie tried to portray slavery, the scenes of Oprah taking a leak, the dog's eyes being popped in, and an old man fucking a baby reincarnated as a teenage girl, are all more than enough to give a normal human being severe emotional trauma.
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The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.
Person 1- Are you serious????
Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!
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An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.
Husband: "Hey sweetie... you in the mood for some lovin?"
Wife: "Are you serious right now?!"
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