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When you take a woman you impregnated the night before, take her fetus and show it today’s new light by ripping her fetus out of her yeast filled stomach and thrusting it into the air and saying simba everything the light touches is our kingdom before promptly throwing it into the trash can.
Jim did today's with Christina.
A day that you would not be famous or be known for anything... unless you that kid.
Human 1: What is today?
Human 2: It mean you ain't famous unless you that person.
Is a wonderful day. Not yesterday, not tomorrow and definitely not the day after.
Like right now
Yesterday's the past
Tomorrow's the future
Today is a gift
That's why it's called the present
Its 2 days before the day after tomorrow.
"I should probably feed the kids in my basement today"