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National Left Asscheek Day. Commonly celebrated by wishing a friend a “Happy Left Asscheek!” and following it with a gentle tap on the butt.
Dave: your ass is looking pretty fine today dude.
John: thanks man, I’ve been doing my squats to prepare for National Left Asscheek Day.
Dave: aw shit it’s November 25 already? Happy Left Asscheek!
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The day to confess your love to your crush, and give them your hoodie, like your actually baggy hoodie not those shirt types. AND DO THE HOODIE THING BECAUSE IT'S FRICKING COLD IN NOVEMBER, you got? Okay. :>
The person who's crushing on a person: Hi (name)!
Their crush: Hi (name), it's nice to see you!
The person who's crushing on a person: It's November 5th!
Their crush: And?
The person who's crushing on a person: Here's my hoodie, and.. uhm.. I like you.. :/
Their crush: Oh! I like you too! ^w^ <3
AND THEY HAPPILY EVER AFTER
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Throw your shortest friend day
Oh it’s November 5! Time to yeet my shortest friend!
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The day when people who have self harmed were a black ribbon around their wrist
Person 1 its the 30th november today if you see someone with a black ribbon give them a hug because they have self harmed
Person 2 yeah i know and i will
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No Nut November, or NNN, Is where for the whole month of November guys won’t jack off because other guys aren’t jacking off. This is a challenge to show true manliness
Honcho: “Hey mike, have you failed No Nut November yet”?
Mike: “yes.”
Honcho: “what a pussy.”
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November 4 is Slap a Karen Day !
( persons slaps a person called Karen )
Karen: what did you do that for ?
Person: it’s November 4th Bitch aha !
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November 13th tell your crush u like them .
November 13th is wen u say to her crush
You:" hey Henry I like you"
Them" I like you to"
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