office pop

When you have to masturbate at work

Ryan keeps talking bout pussy grip. Man I'm so hard I have to do an office pop

office gimp

Someone who gets bitch-whipped at work

Tom is an office gimp. I feel like such an office gimp.

office booty

Adjective. A girl who works in the office too long and from sitting a lot, gets a large but attractive ass.

That girl, kim, on the 2nd floor has very nice "office booty".

Officer Ricky

Rapper Rick Ross' new rap name after being exposed for being a correctional officer in his past but still rapping about being the biggest drug dealer in Miami. Made popular by rapper 50 cent in the song "Tia Told Me"

50:Damn officer rickyyyyyyy!!!
Officer Ricky:Rawse!!

shit office

A poor, suboptimal office. According to the short film, "The House that Drips Blood on Alex", a shit office does not exist.

There is no such thing as a shit office Thomas!

Oral Office

What Bill Clinton calls the Oval Office

“Good think Hillary is not here in the Oral Office! Hey Monica!”-1995

Office Boil

A co-worker or boss who pops up out of nowhere and is a real pain in the ass each time he or she does.

Ted: "Look out, here comes Steve, the office manager."

John: "OMG, you are right it is the old office boil himself."