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When you go to teabag a young lady but instead give her your protruding hemorrhoids.
Last night I gave my date the old Oklahoma switcharoo, she was very surprised by that.
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An Oklahoma switch is when you take a bottle of liquor and a chaser; and you and a friend drink and pass it back in forth until one gives up.
"Dude let's do an Oklahoma switch until we black out!"
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A small town in Oklahoma where, everyone wears cowboy boots, dates there cousin, packs dips, and the girls date 110% of the guys
"Bro have you been to Cleveland Oklahoma, it smells like fishy girls, and cousin love."
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Oklahoma is shaped as a short penis with a huge ball sack to go with it.
A Fiddler is one who usually plays flute-like objects. To fiddle, one must place the hand around the flute.
That being said, an Oklahoma Fiddler is one who places the hand around the flute that is shaped like Oklahoma a.k.a handjob giver.
Mark- Yo Steve, how far will Mary go?
Steve- Oh that bitch! I used to dip in that coffee if you know what I mean. She'll go pretty far, a definite Oklahoma Fiddler.
Mark- SWEET!
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was born here in okc. there is not shit here but my grandma, grandpa, uncle, and cousin, i will be back to see all of you.
i'm not forgetting you James on 10th st.
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When u fart intentionally in front of a old person on a open fire until you get the old person on fire.
"AHHHHHHHH! WTF im dyin cause of that OKLAHOMA FART u asshole".
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Vian Oklahoma is a sucky town with 1 gas station. They play sucky teams and win and always say their gonna win state. Overhyped with their weak schedule. (Couldn’t winnin any other division except 2A or lower. They trash tbh
Have you been to Vian, Oklahoma? “The town with 1 gas station and crazy fans?” Yeah
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