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He loves being a fucking annoying little shit that dogs tons of people that he thinks are his friends. He’s a fat fuckhead that loves talking about shitty old dead movies, browny black short hair that looks like fuckery. He loves masturbating next to an Elmo plushie. He sucks off the popular kids wishing he was one of them. He has a face that only a mother can love, sike, no body could love him. Thinks he is smart.
Hey fat fuck!
(Dan) What do you want Jimmy? Why are calling me fat, look at my abs. (They are fat rolls) anyway, wanna watch Die Hard?
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Dan is a very caring friend, he is the definition of pure sunshine, he always makes you feel really kind, his main love is fortnite.
You go out with dan? Oh you lucky gal
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Men who are named Dan are often upset with the world on a daily basis. They are usually frowning and tend to hate happiness. They also seem to reject anything in life that is remotely pleasant.
Person 1: Hey, want to go out tonight?
Person 2: No I'd rather eat a pinecone and sleep until 2045
Person 1: Ugh you're being such a Dan right now.
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A male in his late 20's to early 30's with severe Peter Pan syndrome that prefers date and socialize with female college co-eds. This male enjoys Red Bull and Vodka and Ke$sha.
He is such a Dan, he is hung over from the toga party that was at the Sig Phi house for alumni weekend.
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D.A.N is an acronym for Dirty Ass Negro.
- A person who does something messed up or fucked up, an asshole, douche bag, someone who is greedy, crazy, a thief.
- A talented individual.
-I was smoking a blunt on my porch. When i realized there was a man yelling at his wife in a truck. He would be considered a DAN.
- It can also be used when an athlete embarrasses their opponent.
- When addressing a woman as a DAN, add A when saying the entire phrase.
-Look at that DAN yelling at his wife in the truck.
-That fool is a Dirty Ass Negro, he just ran it back for a touchdown.
- A D-A-N stole my phone today.
- She's just a Dirty Ass Negra.
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