Fucking Tuesday

1) The day where you release all your pent up angers
2) used when making fun of emergency door
3) the word FUCK must be used as much as possible on tuesday

It's Fucking TUESDAY!!

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Taco Tuesday

A weekly celebration in which American students studying abroad in Madrid take advantage of Taco Bells 1 taco and 1 beer for 1 € deal. Your average Taco Tuesday involves skipping afternoon classes to go to Taco Bell and get hammered in broad daylight. The day is frequently cited as that reason why Europeans assume Americans are fucking stupid.

Kevin: Hey Dan, are you going to dynamics class?
Dan: What? Fuck that, it's Taco Tuesday, I'm gonna go black out at Taco Bell!!!

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Toasted Tuesday

Am idea first established by Megg and Steph. Basically the dedication of Tuesdays to getting high.

"It's Toasted Tuesday so I'm gonna go to mystic and smoke a fat joint."

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Sweater Tuesday

Lahser High School is trying to make the world more classier by wearing sweaters each tuesday.

Person 1: You wearing a sweater tomorrow?

Person 2: Dude, that's lame why would I do that?

Person 1: It's sweater tuesdays man!

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Topless Tuesday

Possibly one of the best creations ever on Tumblr. Arousing boys since early 2011, girls on Tumblr are supposed to post a picture of themselves without a t-shirt (and sometimes a bra) every Tuesday.

Jack: Why's everyone putting naked photos up on Tumblr?
Dave: It's topless Tuesday!

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fat tuesday

when you skip class/work on a Monday, and then you have an absolute crapload of work to do the next day.

"I'm thinking of staying home on Monday, but then I'll have to endure fat tuesday"

"It wasn't work skipping class yesterday cause now it's fucking fat tuesday! Shit!"

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Tasteful Tuesday

Tasteful Tuesday is the sister festival of Merry Monday and it originated when two people discovered their love for Jelly. The expression can be used on any Tuesday:-

Emily:- "Yo Simon, Happy Tasteful Tuesday!"
"Simon:- Thanks Em, Same to you!"

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