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Santa Claus

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.

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Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.

by Comedyandhak June 9, 2022


Santa Claus

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.

THE END

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.

by Comedyandhak June 9, 2022


Santa Claus

Your Parents! TEAAA SPILTTT

Santa Clause forgot to fill my stocking! Man.😔

by _Kermit_The_Frog_ December 7, 2019


Santa Claus

When she suck your sac

Wife: want a Santa Claus

by Ksieatsmybumbum November 17, 2020


Clau

Clau is a very nice person. Sometimes Claus are depressed and dont know how to handle with bad things but soon they get better.
Claus are great lovers and also they are crowned with a big dick.
If u know a Clau u can be very very happy.
Clau has not a lot of friends but he has the best friends on earth. Everyone wants to be Claus friend or something more😏
Claus are the best boyfriends on earth and they dont care about other girls.

Stacy: Hey look theres Clau!
Samantha: Oh my god yeah he is so hot isnt he?
Stacy: Yeah he is definitely!!
Lucy: Ehm guys?! He belongs to me okay?!
Stacy: Oooh Claus girlfriend whoopsy..

by anonymousteddy October 16, 2019


Claus

To Claus is to steal or rob.

Nico Claused Ostin's Pencil Case

by Ostin Bregon June 14, 2022


Operation Santa Claus

Secretly placing tracking devices in 500 different gifts, then dropping them off at all the registered Toys for Tots bins in the State of New Jersey. Next, sit back and watch.

Operation Santa Claus was a slam dunk, since the tags wouldn't be discovered until the operation was over.

by Tin Man 8 October 30, 2022